HFCS

I don’t know if high-fructose corn syrup is bad for you; I’m no scientist. But…
After I eat corn on the cob, the kernels come out fully-formed the next day. I can’t imagine liquefying it and adding it to Mountain Dew makes it better for you.

By “tickle” they mean “reduce to mush”

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