Sickness Prelude

For the last few days I’ve been sleeping on the couch.

It’s not because The Wife is mad at me.  It’s not because of some other sitcom-like reason (the boss was coming over and I couldn’t get my soufflé right!).  It’s because I cough.  A lot.  Just for the last few days.  But a lot.

I cough so loud that I’ve woken up the baby who sleeps a good 40 feet away from me.

I cough so hard that I’m pretty sure I pulled a muscle in my side.  Which makes BM difficult.

I cough so hard that I make a lot of sentence fragments.  And spittle on my computer screen.

I think that fever is hanging around too.

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