For the last few days I’ve been sleeping on the couch.
It’s not because The Wife is mad at me. It’s not because of some other sitcom-like reason (the boss was coming over and I couldn’t get my soufflé right!). It’s because I cough. A lot. Just for the last few days. But a lot.
I cough so loud that I’ve woken up the baby who sleeps a good 40 feet away from me.
I cough so hard that I’m pretty sure I pulled a muscle in my side. Which makes BM difficult.
I cough so hard that I make a lot of sentence fragments. And spittle on my computer screen.
I think that fever is hanging around too.
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