Basement Floor

Most states have something they neamed after themselves that exist everywhere.  We have a “Michigan Left” (where, in order to turn left at certain busy intersections, you must go a block up, turn around, and then come back to the intersection to turn right), we have “Michigan Basements” (where there is a basement but no basement floor. It’s a dirt root cellar used for tornado emergencies and for keeping sexy family members), and we have the “Michigan Shuffle” (which is essentially the “peepee dance” done in a moving vehicle because each town is so damn far apart).

I am proud to say, I no longer have a Michigan Basement:

Although, I think some of the construction guys are peeing right outside this room.  It smells like a Michigan Shuffle down here.IMG_4596 IMG_4597


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