A List of Things I Think Would Be Cool to Have but Would Never Use

I think one of the distinctions between childhood and adulthood is knowing when that Cool New Thing is actually pretty close to useless (fidget spinner, pet rock, self-esteem, etc.).  So, as an adult, I would like to present a list of things I still really want, but know I would never use:

  • Heated seats
  • One of those chairs that are so big they’re almost couches
  • A secret passage
  • Steamed milk
  • A bread maker
  • An original Gameboy
  • A light jacket
  • Material to blackmail someone
  • Fresh eggs
  • More than one wife
  • An occasion to use the word “syllogism”

I will update the list as needed

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