I think one of the distinctions between childhood and adulthood is knowing when that Cool New Thing is actually pretty close to useless (fidget spinner, pet rock, self-esteem, etc.). So, as an adult, I would like to present a list of things I still really want, but know I would never use:
- Heated seats
- One of those chairs that are so big they’re almost couches
- A secret passage
- Steamed milk
- A bread maker
- An original Gameboy
- A light jacket
- Material to blackmail someone
- Fresh eggs
- More than one wife
- An occasion to use the word “syllogism”
I will update the list as needed
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